r/KitchenConfidential 9h ago

CHIVE Cutting a couple of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 32 APOLOGY

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Hey everyone. I would just like to come out and apologize for post the same pile of chives twice,

I was having car problems yesterday and was unable to get and cut chives, and rather than being upfront and honest with you guys I chose to repost chives. I didn’t want to give you guys another chiveless day.

I see now that it would have been better to just be honest and say no chives rather than try and lie, this also goes against the whole point of the posts, I would like to thank all of you for holding me accountable for my actions.

I will be subjecting myself to a Reddit decided punishment, the most upvoted punishment that is REASONABLE will be my punishment. So nothing illegal nothing expensive please but cutting extra chives or maybe something I have to do for the rest of my posts.

I again apologize and will ensure this never happens again.

r/KitchenConfidential 5d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 27

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r/KitchenConfidential 7d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 25 HALLOWEEN

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r/KitchenConfidential 20d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 12

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You guys said thinner. Hopefully these are somewhat thinner.

r/KitchenConfidential 8h ago

CHIVE Day 2 of realizing this chive shit aint easy

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r/KitchenConfidential 22d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 10

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If anyone has presentation tips please let me know

r/KitchenConfidential 16d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 16

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I know they’re a little bit today but hopefully the actual cut quality is up to standard. I’m sorry chefs

r/KitchenConfidential 19d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 13

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Not technically a full cup. But I am cutting at home and I will not be wasting a full cup of chives for Reddit.

r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

CHIVE Wife cut some chives for chili, should I divorce her?

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Not sure if I’m overreacting.

Edit: Chefs, I’m sorry. Forgive me for being high and mixing up chives and scallions. I’ll be in the walk in cooler if you need me.

r/KitchenConfidential 19d ago

CHIVE Chinese cleaver chiving. Is this acceptable?

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r/KitchenConfidential 22d ago

CHIVE Cutting chives everyday except I work at a sushi bar and its not chives

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This is what we do here now

r/KitchenConfidential 27d ago

CHIVE Day one of cutting scallions until they’re perfect

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r/KitchenConfidential 17d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re prefect. Day 15

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r/KitchenConfidential 6d ago

CHIVE I take your chives and raise you a mirepoix

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30 minutes work there...

r/KitchenConfidential 23d ago

CHIVE See you again tomorrow

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r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

CHIVE Day 1 of realizing this chive shit ain't easy

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3.9k Upvotes

Mad respect 🫶

r/KitchenConfidential 7d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives a day until I can see a schooner in them.

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r/KitchenConfidential 27d ago

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives everyday until Reddit says they’re perfect (high effort)

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r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

CHIVE Where’s my boi

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r/KitchenConfidential 3d ago

CHIVE Petition to change the sub icon to the official picture of the perfect cup of chives when it’s finally achieved

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Meme

r/KitchenConfidential 4h ago

CHIVE I don't care if they lied, I just enjoy the pursuit of perfection. I believe in you F1exican.

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r/KitchenConfidential 6d ago

CHIVE Chef caught me cutting chives. "Very impressive for a dishwasher." He's sending me to Copenhagen to make danishes on a houseboat with a chef or something.

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r/KitchenConfidential 21d ago

CHIVE Cutting lemons every day as a waiter for our bev station until I get promoted to management.

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Thank you for letting me borrow your knives, chefs.

r/KitchenConfidential 15d ago

CHIVE Date night; wish me luck.

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r/KitchenConfidential 26d ago

CHIVE Rate the chives!

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